1 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,474 Hello, my favorite freshthems! 2 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,435 Tomorrow is the start of Pre-Frosh Weekend, 3 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,104 where newly-accepted students visit 4 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,524 to get their first taste of the Essex experience. 5 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,193 How exciting! I'll never forget my Pre-Frosh Weekend. 6 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,736 My host was so fun. 7 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,739 But she got really drunk and I had to watch them pump her stomach. 8 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,908 And I tried Thai food for the first time. 9 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,492 Not for me. 10 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,412 If any of you are hosting potential new students, 11 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,665 please, be responsible with them. 12 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,458 FYI, we are hosting one. 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,626 - Wait, we are? - Yeah. 14 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,795 It's my friend from back home. Her name is Priya. 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,714 She's a sweet Indian nerd. I just sent an old pic of us to our thread. 16 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,681 Damn. No one zoom in, it made me sad. 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,435 Bela, for your wellbeing, don't send photos like that. 18 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,397 Okay, fine, but everyone be nice to Priya. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,898 She always looked up to me 20 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,025 like I was her way cooler big sister. 21 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,403 And you were cooler than her when this photo was taken? 22 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,612 Clearly. 23 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,116 So, nobody make a big thing about this, 24 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,785 but my dad texted me saying that he's bringing up my cousin 25 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:21,498 to campus for Pre-Frosh Weekend and I have decided to come out. 26 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,418 - You are? - That's awesome! 27 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,752 Yeah, I'm ready. It's time. 28 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,462 Maybe you can do it in a fun way. 29 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:31,175 My cousin proposed using a nursing home flash mob. It was slow, but moving. 30 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,052 Yeah, I think I'm just going to tell him. 31 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,971 - With words. - Yeah. 32 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,140 I'm just sick of keeping this a secret. 33 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,725 I also have a secret. 34 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,895 Oh, my God, you're gay, too? 35 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,855 What? No. 36 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,481 I had sex with Andrew. 37 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,275 - You did? - What? The Bio bro? 38 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,194 Don't you two, like, hate each other? 39 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:54,781 Yes, he's insufferable! But also, he has, like, secret surprise arm muscles? 40 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,659 But it was a one-time thing. 41 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,495 Sleeping with my lab partner is way too complicated. 42 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,456 Okay. Oh, my God, that's Priya. 43 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,208 Everyone stop talking about sex! 44 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,043 Her dorky little ears cannot handle that. 45 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,836 Talk about Microsoft Excel. 46 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,422 - Bela! - Priya! 47 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,049 It's so good to see you. 48 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,760 I didn't even recognize you. 49 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,762 You got hot and grew boobs. 50 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,515 Come in! 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,689 I'm so excited you got into Essex. 52 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,901 Here's the place I knew you'd want to visit first. 53 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,110 The library. 54 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,446 Stop! Your friends are gonna think I'm an epic loser. 55 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,740 One summer, Priya spent so much time reading, 56 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,992 that she got something called "juvenile hunchback." 57 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,285 She had to wear a brace. 58 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,369 I made it look cool. 59 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,247 You're going to love Essex. 60 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,082 It's, like, the best place in the world. 61 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,917 I am so excited to be here. 62 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,044 This is actually my first night ever away from home. 63 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,339 Right. You weren't allowed to do anything in high school. 64 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,216 We had to have all our sleepovers at your house. 65 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,844 Remember that time you got your braces caught in a knit blanket 66 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,345 and you cried so hard that you barfed? 67 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,681 I don't think we need to tell your friends that story. 68 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,599 I'm gonna go peek inside the building. 69 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:05,936 She seems great. 70 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,105 Yeah, agreed. She's so cool. 71 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,482 - Wait, even you think she's cool? - Oh, my God, yeah. 72 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,818 I mean, she has great style, gorgeous hair, 73 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,987 a well-curated but effortless social media vibe. 74 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,655 She's cool as hell. 75 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,991 Took you months to call me cool. 76 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,451 I called you cool? I don't think I ever said that. 77 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,036 Weird. I feel like you say it a lot. 78 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,876 Ooh, Kimberly, here comes Jackson. 79 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,086 - How do I look? - Who cares? How about me? 80 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,755 Hey, I'd like to order a coffee, Kimberly style. 81 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,090 What's Kimberly style? 82 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,717 Extra hot. 83 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,719 Damn. 84 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,680 We actually do have to serve all our coffee at a standard temperature 85 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,307 because of a recent lawsuit, though. 86 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,851 That's okay. I just came by to say a quick hello before class. 87 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,728 I'll see you later. 88 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:50,605 Bye. 89 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,276 You're still hanging out with the action figure, huh? 90 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,819 Leave her alone. 91 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,238 I'm proud of our girl. She loves herself a hot boy. 92 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:01,450 - What does that mean? - First, Nico, now Farmer Long John. 93 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,202 You go for the ripped big hotties. 94 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,162 - Not just 'cause they're hot. - Oh, please! 95 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,581 You work this whole Ruth Bader Ginsburg angle, 96 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,834 but you like the hot guy. It's okay to be a little shallow. 97 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,920 - I'm not shallow! - It's fine. 98 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,005 I love it when people only like me for my looks. 99 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,715 It happens very frequently. 100 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,176 Okay, name one thing you have in common with that guy. 101 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,429 We both are born during winter months. 102 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,432 That's a bad answer. 103 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,269 Okay, so maybe I don't know what we have in common yet, but I'll find it. 104 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,313 - All right? - Whoa! Okay. 105 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,649 Okay. It's getting pretty heated. 106 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,443 I suggest everyone take an unpaid five. 107 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,154 Unpaid five! 108 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,989 I am such a great manager. 109 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,911 God, I love this campus! 110 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,539 It's so nice up here! 111 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,582 I'm really glad we get a chance to catch up. 112 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:53,794 It's just, your mom and I are going through a bit of a hard time right now. 113 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,796 The whole thing with your brother, you know? 114 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:56,922 Yeah. 115 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,175 And then, her charity is being investigated by the DA, 116 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,885 so she could be in a lot of trouble, 117 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,347 you know. And I'm not going down for that, you know. I won't. 118 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,141 And then, also, please don't tell anybody about this, 119 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,478 but her Japanese hair transplant didn't take, 120 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,856 so she's got a tiny bald spot, 121 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,149 but act like you don't notice it. 122 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,860 - That's a lot. - It is a lot. 123 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,404 It is a lot, but that's why I'm happy to be here. 124 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,322 - So, what's going on with you? - Me? 125 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,119 Nothing. Really nothing. 126 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,954 - Nothing? - No, nothing. 127 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,081 You know, just the same old stuff. 128 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,923 Hey, Andrew, I think we need to talk about the other day. 129 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,011 Yeah, I've been thinking, and we shouldn't hook up again. 130 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,846 It's just not worth it for me. 131 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,392 Wait. You're saying sleeping with me isn't worth it for you? 132 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,518 Yeah. 133 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,687 Do you not see how much hotter than you I am? 134 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:54,897 Listen, I did the math, 135 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,733 and I'm 3% more productive without you as a distraction. 136 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,026 What's so distracting about me? 137 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,320 Well, for one, you're wearing a skirt to the lab 138 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:04,281 when all legs should be covered in case of chemical spillage. 139 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,532 But, instead, you're� 140 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:09,995 A distraction? 141 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,039 Damn it. 142 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,631 I wouldn't say I'm a campus celebrity, 143 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,466 but, sure, I guess other people might. 144 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,760 - Hey, you're Priya, right? - Yeah. 145 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,011 I'm Graham. 146 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,514 - Hey, Graham. - Like the cracker. Motherfucker! 147 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,390 I'm sorry. I didn't even see you there. 148 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,476 Didn't even register there was another person here. 149 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,312 A bunch of us are planning a party in the woods 150 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,523 with, like, a fire and stuff, if you wanna come. 151 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:38,857 Wow, um, yeah. 152 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,692 I've never been to a party like that before. 153 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,027 It sounds super fun. 154 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,321 - Can my friend come? - Is this your friend? 155 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,323 I thought she was your accountant or something. 156 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,659 But if it means you'll be there, sure, bring her. 157 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,911 Actually, we already have plans. 158 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,037 Sorry. We do? 159 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,498 Yeah. Our dorm is hosting a big floor party. 160 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,874 It's going to be huge. 161 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:59,002 You didn't think I'd invite you to campus and not show you how hard we kick it, 162 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,088 - did you? - Okay. I'm sorry. 163 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,171 It's all good. 164 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,676 Boys invite me to parties all the time. 165 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,053 I can barely keep track of all the invites. 166 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,097 We're throwing a party tonight and it has to be good. 167 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,890 But I already had plans to finish my vision board. 168 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,393 I finally found a picture of AOC playing chess. 169 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,603 You can forget about that because we need to show Priya 170 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,438 how cool I am by throwing a rager. 171 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,399 - Wait. Where is Priya? - At a Pre-Frosh event, 172 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,401 which gives us time to get this place in order. 173 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,572 Wait, why are you stressed? Doesn't Priya look up to you or something? 174 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,365 She used to before her face cleared up 175 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,617 and she grew perfect tits and an amazing peach ass. 176 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,703 Is she old enough for you to be talking about her like that? 177 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,288 A cute guy just hit on her in front of me, 178 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,416 and made it clear I gave him absolutely no boner. 179 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,042 It's like the student has become the teacher. 180 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,253 Isn't that a good thing? Isn't that what the teacher wants? 181 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,671 No! Teachers want their students 182 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,173 to fall in love with them and worship them forever. 183 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,508 - No. - I don't think so. 184 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,552 Why is Priya's approval so important to you? 185 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,262 Because she used to think I was the best, 186 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,556 and that made me feel good about myself. 187 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,724 I don't want to lose that. 188 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,184 - Yeah, I get that. - Okay. 189 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:58,228 We need to make sure we have a ton of booze and a packed house. 190 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,396 Leighton, is your dad still here? 191 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,523 Can he buy us a bunch of top-shelf stuff? 192 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,901 You know, he's taking a walk in a sculpture garden. 193 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,612 He's not really in a good place, so I didn't come out to him. 194 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:07,779 Oh, I'm sorry. 195 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,991 Does Priya know you're gay? Can I tell her? She might like that. 196 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,744 Fine. I'll let you tell her. 197 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,829 That is not what that look meant. 198 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:16,913 Is that Jackson? 199 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,376 - Jackson! - Hey. 200 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,544 What are you listening to? 201 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,755 Is it the podcast on erosion I told you about? 202 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,632 I hope you're enjoying it as much as I did. 203 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,091 No, it's my workout mix. 204 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,885 It's a mash-up of EDM and country. 205 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,803 Do you listen to either of those? 206 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:35,140 No, my workout mix is mostly talk radio and think pieces. 207 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,101 I'm gonna go watch SmackDown. You want to join? 208 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,312 - Oh, and that is� - Wrestling. 209 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,605 Right! Yeah. I knew that. 210 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,232 Sanctioned violence. Whoo-hoo! 211 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,315 Come on. 212 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:51,698 Whitney! 213 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:52,782 What's up, girl? 214 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,868 Where are you guys coming from? 215 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,870 You know, just getting our steps in. 216 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,498 Two hundred? What the hell? This campus is tiny! 217 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,209 Hold on, who is that? 218 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,962 - Did you two� - You hooked up with him again? 219 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,547 You said you can't stand him. 220 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,673 It just keeps happening. 221 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,717 Interesting trajectory to go from Canaan to that. 222 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,929 Hey, you almost hit me! 223 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,682 Scooters are vehicles, and they should be in the street. 224 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,477 If you want to stop hooking up with him, quit spending time alone with him. 225 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,272 I know. The thing is, he's smart, so working with him is helpful. 226 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,857 Well, keep it in public, then. 227 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,025 Not some little lab where you two keep getting freaky. 228 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,819 Honestly, though, I get it. 229 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,863 Nerds are hot, like Albert Einstein. 230 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,283 What? I love a thick 'stache. 231 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:38,829 It shouldn't be a problem 232 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,372 that I parked in the fire lane this one time, right? 233 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,834 - It's always a problem. - Murray? Is that you? 234 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,002 George! 235 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,253 - Yes. - What are you doing here? 236 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,796 I'm on the commencement committee. 237 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,840 - I just came up for a meeting. - Come on! 238 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,633 - Great to see you, buddy, - You too, man. 239 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,552 Leighton, this is my old friend, George. 240 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,596 We were in the same pledge class together. 241 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,347 Alpha Psi until I die! 242 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,101 By the way, this is my daughter, Tatum. 243 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,853 Actually, Leighton and I know each other. 244 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,189 Yeah, we're friends, or, um, acquaintances. 245 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:09,443 The next generation of the unbreakable Essex bond. 246 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,196 Yeah, well, heads up, though, Murray, they are packed tonight. 247 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,822 We couldn't even get a seat at the bar. 248 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,824 Oh, we have a reservation. Just sit with us. 249 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,910 - Dad, they don't wanna eat with us. - We'd love to. 250 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,536 - Oh, great. - Great. 251 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,079 Tatum, can I talk to you for a second? 252 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,541 Hi. I am so sorry. This is awkward. 253 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,043 My dad doesn't know that I'm gay. 254 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,255 And I'm sure you think that is super closeted of me. And I get it, okay? 255 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,842 My ex-girlfriend, Alicia, really hated it when it came to that 256 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,594 - because I could never talk� - Okay, chill. 257 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,722 It's fine. There's no timeline on coming out. 258 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,477 Also, we just started dating, so it's cool, I got you. 259 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,560 Okay, thanks. 260 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:49,107 One more thing. My dad also orders a dirty martini in an uncomfortable way, 261 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,902 - so I do just want to get ahead of that. - I will prepare myself. 262 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:52,985 Yeah. You should. 263 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,328 I know I'm constantly complaining, but it's freezing in here. 264 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,290 - You want my hoodie? - No. I'm good. 265 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,292 You have goose bumps. Here. 266 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,962 - You don't have to take it� - I know. 267 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,053 Thank you. That's very nice. 268 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,515 I love how quiet it is up here. 269 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,271 Hurry up before someone comes. 270 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,147 Are you seriously telling me to hurry up right now? 271 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,234 Whitney? 272 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,364 - Canaan! - Oh, shit! I'm sorry. I just� I came. 273 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,741 I came to get a book about Ronald Reagan. 274 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,076 - Yeah. - Yeah, and I got it. 275 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,244 So, you're good, so� 276 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,745 - Okay. - I'm gonna go. 277 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,872 Sounds great. 278 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:47,957 Fuck. 279 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,378 What are you� Pull your pants up. 280 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,422 - We're stopping, for sure? - Yeah, we're done. 281 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,473 Doesn't this party look so fucking good? 282 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,808 I've really outdone myself. 283 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,436 Damn, Bela, where'd you get all of that? 284 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,771 I conned a grad student into buying it for me. 285 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,024 All I had to do was pay him double the cost of alcohol. 286 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,609 What a deal, right? 287 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,193 Hey, how do I look? 288 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,779 Priya texted and said that she'll try and be here soon. 289 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,241 She said "try"? 290 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,411 As someone who loves to bail on things, that's something I would say a lot. 291 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,538 She might be super-hot and look like a mean girl now, 292 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,457 but, trust me, she wouldn't just blow me off like that. 293 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,503 Come on. We've been friends for, like, ten years now. 294 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,586 She'll be here. 295 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,964 You guys going to this party in the woods? 296 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,467 Priya just texted me. It's popping off. 297 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,718 What the hell? 298 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,137 She's bailing on my party and texting you? 299 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,473 How'd she even get your number? You won't even give it to me. 300 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,266 We just clicked. 301 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,852 We're both the hottest of our siblings. You wouldn't understand. 302 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,230 That's it. I'm going to the woods. 303 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,191 Okay. Well, I guess we're going. 304 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,317 I'm not gonna miss this. 305 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,819 She's gonna go slap a little girl in the woods! 306 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,783 Tatum, your dad in college was the king of pranks. 307 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:03,909 The king of pranks. 308 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,202 He used to do this thing 309 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,746 where he would put shaving cream in our shoes. 310 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,540 - Yup. I called it creamy toes. - Right! 311 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,293 You're literally the funniest person I've ever met. 312 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,170 I'm gonna order another drink. 313 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:16,713 Excuse me. 314 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,590 Hi, may I have another dirty martini, please? 315 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,342 But this one, I'd like to be extra dirty. 316 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,136 Like, filthy dirty. 317 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,722 Like, I want this martini to be ashamed of itself. 318 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,599 He gets it. 319 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,768 - You haven't changed a bit, Murray. - Come on. 320 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,728 Well, this dinner has been great. 321 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,439 But what if we just go ahead and, like, box this up and then I can go home 322 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,525 - and get all my math homework done? - Well, honey� 323 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,236 Damn! You raised yourself a real nerd here. 324 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,114 - Nerd alert. - Okay. 325 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,074 Tatum, you should find a smart girl like her. 326 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,325 Well, I am trying. 327 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,119 Yeah? Well, what about that girl, Lydia? 328 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,289 - I miss her. - Oh, God, no. Do not miss Lydia. 329 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,082 Her personality was as ugly as her name. 330 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,959 Mean, but fair. 331 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,961 Okay, not a looker. 332 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,964 I got to say, guys, I think this is so cool 333 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,924 that you guys can just talk about dating like this. 334 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:05,345 Like, I ask Leighton anything about her dating life, and she just ices me out. 335 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,347 - That's not true. - It is true. 336 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,434 I've asked you a million times. You are a closed book. 337 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,352 Okay, well, that is because I can't� 338 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:18,941 'Cause what? 339 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,319 I'm gay. 340 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:26,366 I'm gay and I've actually been dating Tatum. 341 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,701 - What? - It's true. 342 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,745 We've been going on dates. We've been on three dates. 343 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,831 Four, if you include this weird dinner with our dads. But, yeah, I'm gay. 344 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,333 I'm going to order a drink. 345 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,043 Okay. 346 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,879 Cool. Yeah. Cool. 347 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,716 Will you excuse me for just a second? 348 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,311 It's late to be playing music out here. 349 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,523 I hope it's not disrupting the nocturnal creatures who call these woods home. 350 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,526 Damn, this party looks great. 351 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,236 Way better than the one you threw, Bela. 352 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,782 Priya, what the hell? 353 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,408 What are you doing here? 354 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,660 I love this fit. 355 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,828 I have to talk to you. 356 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,328 What? 357 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,166 I can't believe you ditched the very cool party I threw for you. 358 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,127 I invited, like, 200 people, and I only know, like, 25 of them. 359 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,588 I even got you George Clooney tequila! 360 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,131 I didn't ask you to do that. 361 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,299 Well, you've changed. 362 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,051 And it's not just cause you're hotter with bigger tits, 363 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,803 perfect complexion and lip fillers. 364 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,179 I didn't get lip fillers. 365 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,597 Those are just my lips. 366 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:31,765 - Seriously? - Yeah. 367 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,642 - That's amazing. - Stunning. 368 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,937 I'd love some beauty tips, but later, you two keep fighting. 369 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,649 Bela, I'm sorry for ditching you, but I just� 370 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:45,070 I wanted to be around people who didn't make me feel like the loser I used to be. 371 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,697 The first thing you did when I got here 372 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,575 was tell your roommates a story that made me sound like a giant nerd. 373 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,537 - I didn't realize. - I'm trying to reinvent myself. 374 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,081 I thought you, of all people, would understand that. 375 00:15:56,165 --> 00:16:00,002 I want to feel good about myself and, like, kiss a boy 376 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,422 and post a cute picture of him to make mean girls back home jealous. 377 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,882 I get that. 378 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,011 I guess I was just worried that you're, like, so cool now, 379 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,888 that you'd, like, leave me behind. 380 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,347 Are you kidding? 381 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,809 Bela, I'm coming to Essex for you. Okay? 382 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,477 I have always looked up to you. 383 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,732 Fuck! Come here! 384 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,317 Okay. 385 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,112 - I love you. - I love you, too. 386 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,906 I guess I'll just head back to the party. 387 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,700 Okay. I will be seeing you back there, though. 388 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,952 Okay? I'm just going to make out with Graham first. 389 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,287 Yeah, you will. 390 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,956 Yeah, girl. You go get that young tongue. 391 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,082 La, la, la, la. 392 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,835 Come on, let's give her some space. 393 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,297 Do you guys think we should make an anonymous call to the fire marshal? 394 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,465 Hell, no. 395 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,383 These open flames are very dangerous. 396 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,102 Hey, Dad, you okay? 397 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,104 Yeah. Yeah, of course I am. 398 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,446 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to add any more stress to your life. 399 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,490 I know that there is a lot going on. 400 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,325 No, honey, don't apologize, please. 401 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,077 That's not why I� 402 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,620 Leighton, I love you. 403 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,331 My reaction was about me. 404 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,750 I was just shocked, you know. 405 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,045 The fact that I didn't see this coming, 406 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,464 I don't know what that says about me as a parent. 407 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,759 It might mean that I'm just really good at being closeted. 408 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,848 I don't know. Is that a good thing? 409 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,349 Yeah. No, it's probably not. 410 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:38,976 Are you happy? 411 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,187 That is a big question. 412 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:47,317 But, in terms of who I am 413 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,611 and my sexuality� 414 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,198 Yes. Yes, I am. 415 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,576 I'm so happy you told me. 416 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,077 And I'm so proud of you. 417 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,205 And for what it's worth, I really like Tatum for you. 418 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,166 Well, you do not have to say that. 419 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,417 No, I really do. 420 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,586 When you look at her, you smile with your teeth and everything. 421 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,297 That's your tell, kiddo. 422 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,380 You can't ignore that. 423 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:13,218 I will not be discussing gay dating with my dad. 424 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,804 Oh, yes, you will. I'm gonna be calling every week. 425 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,270 Whit, how did ending things with Andrew go? 426 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,272 - Was he upset? - Not really. 427 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,983 Mostly because I didn't end things, 428 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,902 then we had sex in the library. 429 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,486 In the library? 430 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,322 And then Canaan walked in. 431 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,032 Holy shit! 432 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,409 - Hi. - Hi! 433 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,579 Well, I did it. I finally came out to my dad. 434 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,292 - How did it go? - Good. And he definitely likes Tatum. 435 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,669 - Maybe a little too much. - He invited me golfing. 436 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,922 He just assumed she golfs because she's gay. 437 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,590 And he was right. 438 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,598 Whitney! Nice to see you� 439 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,017 for the second time today, huh? 440 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:03,810 Okay. Yeah. Don't do that. 441 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:07,022 You get any good studying in? Read some new books? 442 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,107 Please do not make me leave my own dorm party. 443 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,359 I have nowhere else to go. 444 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,277 So, who's the guy? 445 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:14,488 He's just some guy from class. 446 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,571 It's casual. 447 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,826 - Okay. Well, casual looks good on you. - Thank you. 448 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,132 - There she is! Did you kiss that boy? - I did. 449 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,845 - He's really bad at it! - Most are. 450 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,597 His tongue darted in and it just stayed there. 451 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,183 Been there. Let's find you someone else. 452 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,309 No. Not tonight. 453 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,936 I wanna hang with you. 454 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,189 That is so sweet. 455 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:52,317 Well, if that's the case, let's all work on finding someone for me. 456 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,570 I'm not picky, as long as he's perfect looking. 457 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,702 So, I wanted to talk to you about something. 458 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,953 Okay, what's up? 459 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:07,457 I'm starting to think that we don't have a lot in common. 460 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,750 Yeah? 461 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,877 You may be right, but� 462 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,380 I think it's good that we're different. 463 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,841 You don't spend time worrying about how much you do 464 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,885 and don't have in common with your friends, do you? 465 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,803 No. 466 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,430 So, why would it be an issue for us? 467 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,432 I like learning new things from you. 468 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,350 Like that podcast you told me about. 469 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,769 You listened to the series on erosion? 470 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,898 Yeah, it wasn't good to run to, but it was eye-opening. 471 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:35,194 I'm just saying, I don't want to date someone who's just like me. 472 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,277 You said "date." 473 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,988 Are we dating? 474 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,071 I think so. 475 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,616 Is that cool? 476 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,699 Yeah. 477 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,411 But I don't want to watch wrestling with you. 478 00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,205 The stories are so lazy. 479 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,748 Those aren't stories. Those are real. 480 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,210 - Oh� - I'm kidding. I'm not an idiot.